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This is from The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett.

"It's not just that things in the future can affect things in the past," he said.  "Things that didn't happen but might have happened can...affect things that really happened.  Even things that happened and shouldn't have happened and were removed still have, oh, call 'em shadows in time, things left over which interfere with what's going on."

I love sentences that get all twisted up and with some thought makes a lot of uncommon sense.  A lot like my I Am What I Am phrase I posted.
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Yesterday I heard was the 40th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon.  To quote L. K. Hamilton from her website:

I’ll leave you one of my favorite presidential quotes, "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard . .  ." All that will power of a country, all that money, all that time, all that brilliance, just so, eventually, you could sit up late at night and scan the web for porn.

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Two guys who always help me out:  Ben & Jerry

You can't buy happiness but you can buy ice cream.  That's close enough.

Shouting LUMOS at the light switch will not help.

By the time you read this, You've already read it.
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Who's bad!? :0)

Fairy Talk

Jun. 18th, 2009 12:59 pm
jonaht: (moon fairy)

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste great with a dash of tobasco!!!

Here I am - what are your other two wishes??

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something!!!

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friends forehead!!!!!

Your'e just jealous because the voices are talking to me!!

I just let my mind wander and it didnt come back!!!!

Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else.
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Everyone knows that math is as easy as pi.

5/4's of the population has trouble with fractions.

Bowling is a sport that should be right down your alley.
jonaht: (book fairy)

                                                Live, Love, and Learn

"We're the kind that gives people what they know they really need, not what we think they ought to want."
                                                                                        -Witches Abroad  

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Sam rules

Mar. 28th, 2009 07:39 pm
jonaht: (steampunk)

I wanted to post these verses and lyrics borrowed (or taken) from Sam's cafe ruled over by Copperbadge.*

These were taken from the camp song (which I personally don't know) but I really love the lyrics. 

I love neologisms! I love morphology!
I love applied linguistics! And deep orthography!
I love all semiotics - and not just lexical!
Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada...

I love vocabulary! Epistemology!
I love semantics! And bold tautology!
I love the Oxford English Dictionary!
Boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada, boom de yada...

These are taken by Sam's reviews on Steinbeck's Travel with Charley

I am happy to report that in the war between reality and romance, reality is not the stronger.

If none return, how is it known what is there? Oh, it's there all right, but if you find it you will never be found.

*tried to link but couldn't figure it out.  Go figure.
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Mar. 9th, 2009 06:52 am
jonaht: (don't tease short people)

In The Movies - Joke

  • During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 
  • If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.  
  • All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.  
  • All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.  
  • It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.  
  • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.  
  • The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. There is never any dust or lint in the ventilation ducts.  
  • If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.  
  • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.  
  • Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.  
  • If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.  
  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.  
  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.  
  • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.  
  • When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.  
  • Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the refrigerator door and use that light instead.  
  • At night, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.  
  • Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it. 
  • Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames or explode.  
  • The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job.  
  • A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a baseball stadium.  
  • Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.  
  • Although in the present day it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.  
  • Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.  
  • It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. It only wastes time.  
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.  
  • It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.  
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.  
  • Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.  
  • When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.  
  • You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.  
  • Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

    Three Engineers - Joke

    There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

    The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

    The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

    Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion: "If we close all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"

                                                Dr. Dave - Joke

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Dave, you're a vet..."

jonaht: (steampunk)

I am what I am, and what I am is what I am.  I have a will to be what I am, and what I will be is only what I am.  If I have a will to be, I will be no more than what I was.  If I was what I am willed to be, yet they ever will be wondering what I am or what I ever was.

---The Rose Labrynth by Hardie


Feb. 12th, 2009 09:17 am
jonaht: (don't tease short people)

Okay here we go:

Phrase:   Ever stop to think....
                              then forget to start up again.

Joke 1:  Did February March?
                       No but April May.

Joke 2:  What did the snowman and the vampire name their baby?

   If you have 10:35 then watch this Weird Al  Yankovic's video entitled Stuck in the Drive Thru!

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Everyone was talking about pizza yesterday so i had to get some from Little Ceaser's.  for $5 each it was good.  i will get yelled at though for spending $24 on books,  Jules and i went to a family run used book store and we both want to live there.  it has the perfect atmosphere and smell and there's even a cat which lives there.  the store carries a lot of out of print books and every gender. (yes, i call them genders i.e. msyt, classics, bios, etc.)  Here were some posters that were posted on shelves:

                    VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS


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I was running for President of the Pessimist Club but they're too giddy a bunch.
                                          ---Jonathan Kellerman Bones

Yesterday went to Gold Coast then walked to Palms and wondered where did all the cowboys go.  was told they were sent to Suncoast.  Why way out there?  Was also told they don't come to attend the NFR but they just watch it on the big screens.  That's pretty odd.

got bonus time on internet so i'll watch some anime on youtube.  finished d n angel.  maybe rewatch some Loveless.


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